Joyous Noel!

Merry Christmas! If you're reading this on Thursday, shame on you. Why aren't you watching football, or playing with your toys? I'm not even here. I'm at home catching up on my reading. I might take a walk later, if the weather cooperates and the temperatures stay above freezing.

This holiday season, I want you all to give thanks that the people shown below aren't part of your family. See you in the new year!

I'm dreaming of a Goth Christmas ...

If'n y'all ask Santa for beef jerky and hold him hostage till he ponies up, you might be a redneck...

I'm hoping Dad simply misplaced his outfit.

Thank yuh, Santa, thank yuh vurrah much...

Yo, dude! The holidays are f**kin' AWESOME!

To the eggnog, Boy Wonder!

Merry Christmas from Cletus and Brandine.

And from the McFly family. PS: I'm with you, kid.

I ... oh, forget it. I can't even. Wishing you all a joyous holiday.