Friday, November 21, 2014

My Sexy Saturday~Santa Baby, Several Stars Away~No going home

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Sexy Saturday kisses, everyone. And Happy Thanksgiving!

This snippet is from my Christmas, small-town, shapeshifter erotic romance starring Kaily and Dylan. Dylan is a long, long way from home. And all alone.

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Seven R-rated paragraphs from SANTA BABY, SEVERAL STARS AWAY


His woman  And what the heckfire kind of pleasure? Did she dare ask him? Kaily unthawed inside, but it wasn't a good heat twisting through her middle.

''What world would have that tradition?"  she demanded.

''A world dissimilar and similar to yours." 

After a caress of her mound, Dylan drew his hand away, and lithely rose to a sitting position. Kaily watched him remove his santa jacket, and quivered with the thought of seeing him naked.

Likely, her reaction was sheer lust. Yet, fear had a tight grip on her too. She sucked in a big fat breath, then asked, ''What world would that be?"

''My home world, beautiful Kaily."

Kaily trembled inside now, and would have sworn a brisk winter wind blew through her. But she had to know. ''As in a world far, far away?"

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For more of My Sexy Saturday ~mysexysaturday.blogspot.com~
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~~~ Kaily and Dylan invite you to read their love story ~~~ 

Kaily has been consumed by curiosity ever since Dylan suddenly appears in her small town. Surreptitiously, she watches the mystery man restore a rundown Victorian mansion, all while his charm and sincerity gain him the good will of most everyone. This is especially true when he volunteers to become the annual Santa Claus for the children at the town's park.

The problem for Kaily: No one really knows anything about Dylan's past or where he came from. With her attraction to him growing day by day, she becomes a driven woman. On a desperate whim, she gives herself to him as a Christmas present. Will Dylan be able to resist her waiting naked, but gift-wrapped beneath his tree? 

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Excerpt/Buy link: savannakougar.blogspot.com/p/santa-baby-several-stars-away_388.html
Available: SMASHWORDS PREMIUM CATALOGUE ~ KINDLE ~ AllRomanceEbooks 
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Coming Soon: Ride the Roan Stud, written by my alter ego, Stevie Klark. For a peek at the cover art go to ~stevieklark.blogspot.com

My latest shapeshifter release: HER MIDNIGHT STARDUST COWBOYS, a ShapeShifter Seductions Presents Novel.  

Sherilyn, Dono, and Zance invite you to read their love story ~
A woman desperate to save herself and her prize horses. Two shapeshifter cowboys who want her as their woman. That's only the beginning... Available: SMASHWORDS PREMIUM CATALOGUE ~ KINDLE ~ *TopSeller* at AllRomanceEbooks
 


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Have a sexy magical week ~

Savanna

Savanna Kougar ~ Run on the Wild Side of Romance  

 

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Waiting for Cheese


Welcome to another installment in my sporadic “Things That Cheese Me Off” series. Today I’ll be ranting about one of my least favorite activities, waiting in line.

Lines do serve a purpose sometimes. I can use the time to plot out stories or decide what’s next on my schedule, or watch other people and make up stories about them. Or wonder why nobody ever wants to use the self-checkout registers. Those hardly ever have a line. Human nature, I guess. Even though the self-checkout would be faster, we still want another person to wait on us. Meanwhile, there’s a checkout person standing around and keeping an eye on the self-checkout scanners, in case anybody needs help. Instead of being paid to work, she’s being paid to stand and watch the customers do what used to be her job. Welcome to progress.

Usually, though, I hate lines. Most of my transactions can be accomplished in thirty seconds or less. In and out. Dream on. I’ve got all my ducks in a row, but there’s still that pesky mess called other people to deal with. See if any of these incidents seem familiar:

The other day I walked into the dollar store to check for Kleenex and a new notebook. The store was practically empty. I was there on a Tuesday afternoon. Who besides me is out and about on a Tuesday afternoon? For starters, the two people hogging the register when I went to check out. Nobody was standing at the register when I came in. They must have waited for me. Like that wasn’t bad enough, they were using their credit cards. This means time eaten up while they dig for the card, swipe the card, and try to sign their names on a tiny screen with a stylus that makes everybody’s signature look like a Kindergartener wrote it in crayon. I’m paying in cash, so all I have to do is hand over a fiver, pick up the change and I’m done. But first I have to wait in line behind the plastic users. I don’t know why stores even bother with express lanes any more. Any time you might have saved by having ten items or less gets eaten up with signing for the credit card.

And all the while that creepy girl guarding the self-checkout registers is standing there staring at you. This is progress?

I’m still paying bills by mail. I don’t trust having too many electronic fingers dipping into my checking account. (In my one experience with identity theft, I suspect the perpetrator was a laid-off employee of the credit card company. That was the only person who had access to my number.) However, my cable TV provider has an office—with actual human beings!—not far from where I live. Ditto for City Hall, which charges me for utilities. I usually pay these bills in person. Just stop by and drop off the check. On a good day, yeah. On a bad day there’s one other person standing at the payment window, and they’ve got a major problem. There’s only one payment window; cutbacks, y’know. That leaves me standing there for five to ten minutes or longer while the other customer works through his crisis. When my turn finally comes, I hand the clerk my bill and my check. All done. City Hall has a drop box I can use. The cable company used to have a drive-up window, but it’s closed. I don’t know if they still use the drop box. I should ask. With five to ten minutes on my hands, I’ve got plenty of time to work on my phraseology.

This gets even worse at the bank. I try to go in on off days, but that doesn’t always work. It doesn’t matter how many windows are open. There’s a customer at every single one, and they’re all doing a year’s worth of banking today, right when you walk in. And they don’t have their account number with them. And they want a hundred dollars’ worth of ones. So there I stand, leaning on the “Please Wait Here for Next Available Teller” sign, tapping my foot and seriously considering electronic banking. Except I don’t have home Internet yet. Better go stand in line at the cable company when I’m finished here.

And the grocery store! They’re the best. No matter which line you pick, it’s the slowest-moving, guaranteed. The grocery store is another place where nobody’s using the register until you go to check out. Then it’s all people with full carts stocking up for the month, when all you’ve got are cookies and cat food. And the lady right in front of you needs a price check. And the register tape just ran out and the cashier has to call for the manager because she’s never changed one before. And everybody’s using their credit cards. I’d go over to the self checkout, but I hate being stared at by Creepy Girl. At least the grocery store has magazines to flip through while you wait for the stock boy to run back and find out what tomatoes cost. I should go back to carrying a paperback in my purse. That’s how I used to get through unemployment lines, back before it went electronic.

Though electronic isn’t any better. First you have to go through the menu options, none of which are what you’re calling about. If you want to talk to a human being, good luck. You’re going to be on hold for awhile. You’re still waiting; you’re just doing it in the comfort of your own home now. When/if you do get a human being, odds are good it’ll be someone whose accent you can’t decipher. Isn’t technology wonderful?

These places should take a lesson from grocery stores and set magazine racks by the payment window so we’ll at least have something to read. Personally, I’m going to start carrying a notebook around and write a book while waiting in line. That’ll give Creepy Girl something to stare at. Win-win all around.

Monday, November 17, 2014

Angelic Forecast from Volcano ~ November 17, 2014

Weekly Angelic Forecast from Volcano 

Straight from the Carnal Cherub himself...

Angelic Forecast ~ #324 


Edge of the Fake Revolution, It's Here. Or, how to start a revolution by and for the dark-side, one-world elite.

Meanwhile, the real revolution will not be televised, but is brewing in the Western states. People are fighting back for their land, their livelihoods, and for all they're worth. Because the time is NOW. Or never.

On the AWAKENING front, the flashfire of AWAKENING now centers around human freedom, vital to the spiritual evolution of the species. Even with major disagreements and differences, the people who refuse to bow before the establishment beast, will now join hands and mind and hearts.

On the magickal, mystical front, this week the 'Mages of Ages Lost' drive their fearsome lightblades into the heart of the dark-side magicians. Out of this, swiftly rises the 'old magickal knowledge' in the hearts and minds of the people.

Also, it is wise during these times to watch for those 'magical' moments in your life, and to celebrate any manner of GOOD you experience. This is the currency for the new Aquarian Age.

On the personal front, likely a trippy, fast-forward week for many of us as the cosmic forces realign, upgrade our genetics, and accelerates our Divine-centered AWARENESS.

At this time, the dark undercurrents of society are likely to take center stage in some aspects of your life. Staying centered in your soul, your own goodness, will alleviate much of the stress and challenge. However, strength of character is your best ally.

As well, notice who is your true ally, and the friend who has your back. This is critical to future success. For, it's all about coming together to help each other, and separating yourself from those who are your enemy, whether it's apparent or not. For, this is the coming Great Divide.

Further, business opportunities will be strong this week, so take advantage.

On the paranormal front, a wacky-wonky-wonderful time ahead. For, the supernatural will be exploding out of the closet more and more.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Transylvania’s Haunted Forest, Known as Romania’s 'Bermuda Triangle'
The Hoia Baciu forest located outside the city of Cluj Napoca is in the historical region of Transylvania, Romania." — Epoch Times

On the ET/UFO front, HEADLINE-SNIPPET: Weekender: The Rosetta Mission - Historic Moment or Monumental Cover-Up?
Friday, November 14, 2014
Back on September 29, a UFO Sightings Daily post titled: “NASA Records Radio Signals Coming From Comet 67P For Over 20 Years!” suggested that information had been received from an anonymous ESA whistleblower who confirmed in an email that the mystery signal was detected twenty years ago by NASA and this was the true reason behind the Rosetta mission. The post, written by Scott Waring, was broadly criticized at the time and generally debunked, but the ESA have apparently confirmed that Waring was right.
~unknowncountry.com/news/weekender-rosetta-mission-historic-moment-or-monumental-cover~

On the human genome front, from giants to little people.

Blurb: "Giants & the Nephilim
Author and researcher L.A. Marzulli ~lamarzulli.net~ discussed his latest adventures uncovering evidence for the existence of the race of giant humans called the Nephilim, as told in Chapter 6 of the book of Genesis. He shared details of his trip to Peru, complete with mummies, museums, caves, and gigantic skulls, as well as the story of excavations conducted by amateur archaeologist Ralph Glidden who unearthed massive skeletons on Catalina Island. Preliminary DNA testing released by Brien Foerster on the ancient Paracas elongated skulls suggest we may be dealing "with a new human-like creature very different from homo sapiens and Neanderthals that I'm not sure will fit into the known evolutionary tree," Marzulli said.
He described his recent trip to the UCLA Museum where he was shown remains of Native Americans, and a cache of private records from the Ralph Glidden expeditions on Catalina Island done back in the 1920s and 30s. In one photo of a six-figured skeleton, the person is estimated to be over 9-ft. tall, while analysis of a second skeleton photo indicates the subject was 8.5 to 9 ft. in height, he reported." ~coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/11/13~

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: World's tallest and shortest men meet on Records Day
Turkey's Sultan Kosen, who stands eight feet, nine inches tall, met with Chandra Bahadur Dangi from Nepal, who measures just 21 and a half inches — AFP

On the land changes front, EARTHQUAKES HIT!  Already up 450%, this is only the beginning, and will only increase in the year, 2015. Also, Sol will continue acting out with snaking CMEs and behavior never before witnessed since the current age of technology.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "On Saturday The Big Wobble predicted large quakes (M6-+) in the coming days...We have had 3 in 3 days! ~ Monday, 17 November 2014
The latest is a magnitude 6.1 - 245km SW of Gizo, Solomon Islands, which occurred earlier this morning
Four magnitude 6.+ earthquakes since Thursday, all in the South Pacific along the The Australia-Pacific plate boundary have been monitored."
~thebigwobble.org/2014/11/on-saturday-big-wobble-predicted-large.html~

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Frackquake: 4.8 Magnitude Earthquake Felt Throughout Kansas
Zero Hedge - While it is unclear if moments ago the Mississippian Lime Play under south Kansas was the first major shale quake to hit Kansas, or this was simply the first yet to be named shale company going Chapter 11, but moments ago the USGS reported that a 4.8 quake located 30 miles SSW of Wichita as well as a various other smaller quakes in north Oklahoma, shook the two states."

On the truth front, Big Brother's prying eyes... this TRUTH now dawns on many of the American people as the new horror-reality of their lives.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Always watching: Undercover feds surge in numbers, infiltrate protests – report
RT | The federal government has been approving a high number of operations in which agents pose as activists and business people, a new report says."

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Government agents ‘by the thousands’ infiltrate U.S. populace :Imagine a world in which businessmen, students, demonstrators, public accountants, doctors, lawyers, ministers, drug dealers, neighbors, your closest friends and even your spouse may be..."
~intellihub.com/government-agents-thousands-infiltrate-u-s-populace~

On the economic front, Katy Bar the Door... the continued crash-bash-smash of the economy, here, and worldwide -- then the enraged rise of the people. 
HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "A Global House Of Cards
Paul Craig Roberts | As most Americans, if not the financial media, are aware, Quantitative Easing (a euphemism for printing money) has failed to bring back the US economy."

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "WHAT THE FED [Federal Reserve] HAS WROUGHT: The American middle class has been murdered. Decades of declining real wages have left them virtually penniless, in debt up to their eyeballs, angry, frustrated, and unable to jump start our moribund economy by buying more..."
~theburningplatform.com/2014/11/16/what-the-fed-has-wrought~

On the secret treaty front, Bringing America to Its Financial Knees

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Obama’s Secret Treaty Would Be The Most Important Step Toward A One World Economic System
Economic Collapse - Thanks to leaks, we have learned that so many of the things that Obama has deeply wanted for years are in this treaty. If adopted, this treaty will fundamentally change our laws regarding Internet freedom, healthcare, copyright and patent protection, food safety, environmental standards, civil liberties and so much more. This treaty includes many of the rules that alarmed Internet activists so much when SOPA was being debated, it would essentially ban all "Buy American" laws, it would give Wall Street banks much more freedom to trade risky derivatives and it would force even more domestic manufacturing offshore."

On the gold front, HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Putin "Prepares For Economic War", Buys Whopping 55 Tonnes Of Gold In Q3
Zero Hedge - Bottom line: Russia bought more gold in Q3 then all other countries combined."

On the war front, The Progenitor War ... that is, those who claim to have 'invented' humankind battle those who are ancestors of humanity. Some of this ages-old war has been, and will be, featured on the silver screen as movie plots.

In the year 2015, major truths about our real progenitors will become publicly known. However, plans are being triggered by the Viper elite to keep these ancient 'truths' hidden and/or discredited. For, they are the fake creators who want to be as gods.

On the tyranny-at-work front, How To Aerial-Scoop Up Info Despite Phone Encryption

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Feds gather phone data from the sky with aircraft-mimicking cell towers
Ars Technica - Sources tell WSJ that police are watching cell phones from the sky. On Thursday afternoon, the Wall Street Journal published a report saying that the US Marshals Service (USMS) was using small, fixed-wing Cessnas equipped with so-called “dirtboxes”—receivers that act like cellphone towers—to gather data from citizens' phones below. The purpose of such collection is to target and spy on criminal suspects, but the data from any citizen's phone is collected by such devices."

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Police Departments Petition Feds for Advanced Cell Phone Interceptors
Mikael Thalen | Law enforcement groups throughout Bay Area seek “Hailstorm” device to intercept latest cell phones."

On the communication front, Far Beyond Big Brother 1984...

Blurb: "Technology & Privacy Update
First hour guest, online privacy advocate Mark Weinstein ~https://sgrouples.com~ offered commentary on technology and privacy issues. Is Google's Eric Schmidt Robin Hood or the Big Bad Wolf?, he pondered. "Look at what Google knows about us. They know what you're doing online, offline ... they know when you're in your home, when you're outside...they know what you're listening to...of course, they have Google Maps, they know where you're going...Google knows more about you than you know about yourself," he quipped..." ~coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/11/13~

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Watch out: the US government wants to pass new spying laws behind your back
The Guardian - Now, as the post-election lame-duck session opens on Wednesday in Washington, the Senate might try to sneak through a “cybersecurity” bill that would, as the ACLU puts it, “create a massive loophole in our existing privacy laws”. The vague and ambiguous law would essentially allow companies like Google and Facebook to hand over even more of your personal information to the US government, all of which could ultimately end up in the hands of the NSA and the FBI."

On the home front, the Ferguson Flashpoint Fomented by the Establishment's Social Engineers... all while the presstitute media fans the fast and furious flames...

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Ferguson protestors say it's 'inevitable' cop will NOT be charged with killing Michael Brown as they await grand jury decision- and Obama secretly meets with activists to tell them to 'stay on course'
Tensions rising ahead of anticipated grand jury decision in Missouri this week
Revealed that President Obama met with activists and encouraged them to continue their peaceful protests..."
~dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2836948/Protesters-stage-peaceful-die-downtown-St-Louis.html~

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "EXCLUSIVE: In Scathing Letter to Obama, Former FBI Assistant Director Slams Holder as 'Chief Among Antagonists' in Ferguson ~ Katie Pavlich | Nov 14, 2014
...former FBI Assistant Director and Law Enforcement Legal Defense Fund President Ron Hosko has sent a scathing letter to President Obama detailing the damage done to the relationship between law enforcement and DOJ over the past six years.
"The hyper-politicization of justice issues has made it immeasurably more difficult for police officers to simply do their jobs. The growing divide between the police and the people – perhaps best characterized by protesters in Ferguson, Mo., who angrily chanted, “It’s not black or white. It’s blue!” – only benefits of members of a political class seeking to vilify law enforcement for other societal failures. This puts our communities at greater risk, especially the most vulnerable among us," Hosko wrote in the letter exclusively obtained by Townhall."
~townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/11/14/exclusive-former-fbi-assistant-director-writes-scathing-letter-to-obama-n1918681~

On the dumbing down of Americans front, one more example:

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Harvard students take the 1964 Louisiana Literacy Test and every single person FAILED
Daily Mail - Just 50 years ago, states in the South asked voters who couldn't provide proof of a fifth grade education to pass the test in order to be eligible to cast a ballot. The test was intended to disenfranchise African-Americans, who in order to pass had to correctly answer all 30 questions in 10 minutes. Despite their Ivy League pedigree, none of the students managed to pass the test and their reactions as they struggled to make sense of the obtuse questions was filmed."

On the food front, Say It Ain't So! The solution: buy organic chocolate as much as possible.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "We're running out of chocolate - and it's because we're eating more than is being produced, says world's biggest confectionary firm" ~dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2836785/We-running-chocolate-says-world-s-biggest-confectionary-producer.html~

On the GM/GMO front, HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "California governor bans commercial GM salmon production
(NaturalNews) Under the new law, no cultivation or spawning of "transgenic salmonids" will be permitted in any of California's fresh or Pacific waters. Even research into GM salmonids is prohibited, if it is intended for commercial purposes.... But the CFS has warned that the law still allows non-commercial GM fish research to take place in California. This makes the ban easy to bypass, they warned."

On the good farming front, HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Amish farmers pioneer organic agriculture focusing on crop nutrition to boost plant immune systems naturally
(NaturalNews) The relationship between plants and man has grown distant in the modern era of chemical treatments. Instead of observing, listening and understanding the language of his crops, man has instead resorted to spraying them with pesticides, suppressing..."

On the energy front, with more public awareness of the ET presence on Earth, and the black-project, back-engineered craft seen in the skies, more and more of the people will realize advanced-tech energy is available to ALL. As this knowledge seeps into the overall consciousness, defiance and rage builds against the system. Out of this, several forms of activism take on the Military Industrial Complex. In the end, this will not be a pretty scene.

On the really bad news front, The Affordable Care Act Isn't Affordable ... and is being labeled, the death panel for the economy.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Melissa Francis: When I Worked At CNBC They Stopped Me From Telling The Truth About Obamacare
Jeff Dunetz ~ Truth Revolt ~ November 15, 2014
During her Friday program on the Fox Business Network, Melissa Francis made a truly scandalous revelation: “When I was at CNBC, I pointed out to my viewers that the math of Obamacare simply didn’t work. Not the politics by the way; just the basic math. And when I did that, I was silenced." ~prisonplanet.com/melissa-francis-when-i-worked-at-cnbc-they-stopped-me-from-telling-the-truth-about-obamacare.html~

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Your “Children Will Be Fined” If You Fail To Sign Up For Obamacare: People Are Going To Be In for A Shock
Mac Slavo | Free and affordable health care just gets better and better... Moreover, if you fail to sign up for Obamacare and subsequently refuse to pay your penalty your house will be raided by armed IRS agents, seized by the government, and you’ll be imprisoned for tax evasion.
Welcome to the new America, where the government now has the power to compel you to purchase products from private companies under the threat of imprisonment or death. Yes, death. Because if you run from those armed IRS agents they’re going to use their brand new militarized AR-15?s to ensure your compliance..." ~shtfplan.com/headline-news/your-children-will-be-fined-if-you-fail-to-sign-up-for-obamacare-people-are-going-to-be-in-for-a-shock_11142014~

On the good news front, the bright light of public AWARENESS is being focused on Big Pharma like a laser beam. Truths will be revealed nonstop about the hidden dangers, and the true nefarious intent of the Medical Industrial Complex.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Big Pharma Plays Hide-the-Ball With Data
Strange side effects have been associated with the anti-influenza drug Tamiflu." — Newsweek

On the global mafia cabal front, a recent split in the Viper elite's top minions has put a giant CRACK in their ability to become recognized and revered as 'the gods of Earth'.

Thus, the plan is to facilitate more race wars, and to force the 'clash of civilizations' -- all while offering a one-world religion like a pedophile offers a candy to his victim.

On the Sky Net Terminator front, HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "'Killer robots' need to be strictly monitored, nations warn at UN meeting
A litany of countries at the United Nations express concern over the worrisome rise of autonomous weapons." — The Guardian

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Weapons that Choose Their Own Kill Targets are Wave of Future…and Already in Use
AllGov - At least three nations have deployed missiles that can destroy enemy positions without any guidance from human operators. “An autonomous weapons arms race is already taking place,”said physicist Steve Omohundro."

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Another AI Nightmare? Robot Bombs That Choose Who To Kill ~ Thursday, November 13, 2014
Despite the disturbing warnings detailed in last week's Unknown Country Weekender, which warned of the potential dangers posed to mankind from Artificial Intelligence (AI), further news of our continued but highly questionable faith in this form of technology has emerged." ~unknowncountry.com/news/another-ai-nightmare-robot-bombs-choose-who-kill~

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "DARPA wants to turn existing planes into drone motherships
Ars Technica - The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) kicked off a program seeking ways to convert existing large aircraft into drone carriers that could launch waves of unmanned aircraft a safe distance from a target to carry out a mission and then recover them—all while in flight. DARPA issued a request for information (RFI) kicking off the program November 7."

On the heroine and hero front, everyone who sees the TRUTH, knows the TRUTH, and acts to help humankind. You are real saviors.

On the freedom front, WE JUST WANT FREEDOM... the fierce and desperate cry of humanity at this turnpoint in history/herstory spears through every level of heaven, and into the vastness of the universe. And so it is heard.

Trendwise, front and center at this cosmic turnpoint, taking back the destiny of humankind on planet Earth. Now the leaders emerge among us.

Meanwhile... HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Scientists Ask If A New Race Of Super Earthlings Are Being Born :Scientists have made an unexpected and unsettling discovery – a large number of new and previously unseen mutations have been detected among humans." ~bodymindsoulspirit.com/scientists-ask-if-a-new-race-of-super-earthlings-are-being-born~

On the *power of the mind* front, HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "The Limitless Mind: Scientists Discover Mind Power Can Alter Genetic Structure
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
The gene-altering effects were achieved by changing the wearer's state of mind from concentration to relaxation or vice-versa, and with a little practice, the volunteers were able to turn the rodents' genes on and off at will. The physiological consequences of this meant that blood protein levels could be raised or lowered in the mice remotely via mind control."
~unknowncountry.com/news/limitless-mind-scientists-discover-mind-power-can-alter-genetic-structure~

On the genome front, HEADLINE-SNIPPET: Scientists Discover How To Mend a Broken Heart
Tuesday, November 11, 2014 Within the genomes of every cell in our bodies, we have what information we need to generate an organ. Izpisua Belmonte’s group has for many years focused on elucidating the key molecules involved in embryonic development as well as those potentially underlying healing responses in regenerative organisms such as the zebrafish. ~unknowncountry.com/news/scientists-discover-how-mend-broken-heart~

THIS WEEK, stargaze if you are able, and enjoy the grandeur of the night sky, the cosmos. Do small random acts of kindness like holding the door open for someone or giving them a smile and/or a sincere compliment. 


Angelic blessings from Volcano & Sedona
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MORE...Volcano’s Angelic Forecast for this week ~ sirenbookstrand.blogspot.com ~
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Savanna

Savanna Kougar ~ Run on the Wild Side of Romance ~

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Rambling

I don’t have a topic today, so I’m just going to ramble until I reach word count. The book is progressing, slowly and not always surely. This is the first, or longhand draft. At some point I’ll start typing it up on the ancient system so I can make a hard copy printout, then type the whole thing onto the laptop for email and formatting purposes. It’s a lot of work, and I could skip the whole type-and-printout step if I was less paranoid, but this system works for me so I stick with it. Also, as I’ve mentioned before, paper is much easier to scribble notes and changes on. Try that on a computer and you get a messy screen.

I figure the paranoia part’s a legitimate concern. The other day I was checking my email when the screen flickered and all my emails after early August disappeared. I didn’t know if my finger had hit something or if Yahoo was having a moment. Turns out it was Yahoo; email was back to normal the following day. But just imagine if you’re working on a novel and suddenly your hard drive hiccups. Kiss your book, and your ass, good-bye. A fellow writer’s cloud storage went wonky, and she lost 40,000 words of an edited manuscript. I’ll take paper and its space-wasting permanence any day. Death to trees!

As for the formatting, that’s a whole other kettle of piranha. This book will have to be self-published because I don’t own the concept. The world is a joint creation of our blog. I was going to practice by formatting and uploading a porn story (call it “erotica” if you want; we all know what it is), but that’s sitting on the back burner while I scribble a full-length novel onto sheets of lined notebook paper. The book itself should be going faster, but some days—all right, most days—I find it hard to get going. This is usually when the housework gets done.

It would help if I made a schedule and stuck to it. That’s how it goes in the working world. You show up at a certain time and leave at a certain time. In between you do assigned tasks. At the end of the week you get paid for your time and efforts, at least until your job gets shipped overseas or the company closes when the economy tanks. Sorry. When it comes to jobs, I have more baggage than a Samsonite store. I hope this writing gig pans out. I love working from home.

The problem is, working from home comes with a whole set of distractions that don’t exist in the workplace. TV’s just for starters. There’s also grocery shopping, trips to the library and the comic book store, aimless Sunday (or any day) drives, and the last resorts of housework and yard work. You know that guy or gal in your workplace, the one who always looks busy but never really does anything? That’s what working at home is like for me. I’d write at the library, but that has the Internet. Talk about a timesuck. The library is where I go when I don’t want to work. I’m at the library a lot.

Obviously these bad habits aren’t going to put any moolah in my pocket. Remember my plan to get a million dollars? You have to take action. You have to do stuff. Specifically, you have to do productive stuff, actions that will pay off either immediately or down the road. Watching daytime TV is not one of those actions, unless some show sparks inspiration for a book. It’s easier to justify doing the dishes or mowing the lawn. Just don’t make a habit of it.

Right now I have a simple schedule. I get up some time between 6 and 7, steep myself a cup of caffeinated tea, sit in bed and write. If I’m feeling particularly ambitious, I’ll go into the other room and type on the ancient system. That’s as close to “going to work” as I get at home. Around 9 AM I break for breakfast. Then it’s back to work, on the couch if TNT is running good Supernatural reruns. You can get a whole chapter done during those long commercial breaks. They’re good for something after all.

When I had the home typing job, the one that got sent to India, I used to work from around 3 in the afternoon until around 8 or 9, depending on how many pages I had to type into the system. Now that winter’s coming on and it’s getting too dark and cold to leave the house after 5, I should go back to that schedule. I can break for food during Jeopardy. If I write in the morning, then write or type during my old work hours, I could probably write a book in a month. But then I run the risk of actually accomplishing something. Can’t have that, now can we?

Long-term goal: write like mad over the winter and pile up a mess of drafts, then do the typing and editing over the summer when the weather is designed to tempt a person outside. By this time next year I should have a dozen books out. Works for me.

Monday, November 10, 2014

Angelic Forecast from Volcano ~ November 10, 2014

Weekly Angelic Forecast from Volcano 

Straight from the Carnal Cherub himself...

Angelic Forecast ~ #323 


Massive Change Events On the Near Horizon ... this will be true as the year 2014 comes to its climax, and as the new year, 2015 begins. Prepare to keep your emotional balance in the face of these blow-you-over events.

On the AWAKENING front, The Great Turning Away From the Beast System and Realignment ... so it begins on a worldwide scale. Distrust of the system goes super nova at this turnpoint in history/herstory.

As in the hundredth-monkey phenomenon, the people AWAKEN to who and what rules our entire world from behind the nefarious scenes. Out of this, activism quantum leaps planet-wide. Hold on for the intensely bumpy-shaky ride that is about to begin.

On the magickal, mystical front, the 'Mages of Ages Lost' -- with cyclone-swinging lightblades -- single out ancient sources of evil for eradication. To battle back the Viper magicians increase the bloodletting in their orchestrated global wars. Thus, to raise their dark-side energies with the power of spilled and terrified blood.

Meanwhile, the magical soul of humankind is being rekindled in ever greater ways. This will be especially witnessed in the creative works of the artist types, and the writers amongst us. As well, this will be seen in any creative endeavor and/or event.

On the personal front, this is likely to be a tricky week because of all the conflicting frequency dynamics. Start. Stop. Start. Stop. With any project or necessary task, simply persist past the temporary blockage. In some instances,  this blockage could reveal a 'truth' about the matter you weren't aware of.

Also, be prepared for an influx of creative energy at this time, and use it to your best advantage. Further, look for ways to rest more than usual. This will give you a new lease on life.

On the paranormal front, the battle of the UFO sightings begins ... that is, ET UFOs, inter-dimensional craft, and hidden, black-project crafts all take to the worldwide skies in a bid to either reveal the truth of their existence, or further confuse and mystify the public -- and/or as a prelude to the so-called arrival of the progenitors, the false progenitors of humanity.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Passenger Films UFO Over Iran November 08, 2014
A passenger aboard a commercial airliner captured some intriguing footage of an apparent unidentified object flying below his position." ~coasttocoastam.com/pages/passenger-films-ufo-over-iran

Also, DISCLOSURE of the ET presence on good ole Earth ramps up into a major social-media campaign. This is being spearheaded by Stephen Bassett, who has worked tirelessly to present the mountains of testimony and facts he and his organization have gathered as proof. ~faxonwashington.org~

On the land changes front, the sun strikes back, and this will continue intermittently into the new year.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Close one! X-class solar flare causes radio blackouts
The sun unleashed a strong X1-class solar flare on Friday, causing a short-lived degradation in high-frequency radio communications for some parts of the world." — NBCNews.com

From the prior forecast: "...difficult times ahead for some regions on the planet. Earthquakes will continue to increase, especially quake swarms. Volcanoes are likely to explode spectacularly within the next three months. Superstorms of all weather types will ravage the land and continue smashing into many coastlines.

Also, a hard *below normal temps* winter could strike most of Europe. Here, large, unusually heavy snowfalls could cover the northern states, especially the mid-section and the eastern states. At times."

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: Swarm of earthquakes in Nevada desert is intensifying About 750 earthquakes, mostly magnitude 2.0 to 3.0, have struck the area about 50 miles southeast of Lakeview, Ore., since the swarm started in July, said Ian Madin, chief scientist for Oregon's Dep

Headline: "11/10/2014 — 6.2M EARTHQUAKE STRIKES WEST PACIFIC / NEW CALEDONIA"

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Turrialba volcano erupts, Costa Rica: Turrialba volcano experienced a relatively large eruption which lasted about 25 minutes and ended with a large explosion. The volcano rumbled back to life in 2010 after 144 years of sleep."

As well, beware the superstorm and the polar vortex.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Explosive superstorm more powerful than Hurricane Sandy to hit Alaska – and set off polar vortex that will blast entire U.S. with freezing cold temperatures next week" ~dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2824521/Remnant-Typhoon-Nuri-headed-Aleutian-Islands.html~

On the truth front, this is a major transition week from what has been humanity's prevailing TRUTH to a new reality that more closely resembles what is truly happening on planet Earth. This will involve many levels of belief from the mystical to the political.

Also, during the next several months, there will be *revelations* around political figures that will cause the people to desert the dark-side establishment in droves.

Further, some 'truth' you were unaware of in your personal life is likely to surface this week.

On the economic front, from Angelic Forecast #315: "Buddy Can You Spare a Dime ... as the economy worsens for most of us, poverty becomes even more of a plague. HOWEVER, the innovative-creative spirit of the people rises like the proverbial phoenix from the financially collapsing ash, and many of us will come together to form viable local economies."

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "America Will Soon Have More Waiters And Bartenders Than Manufacturing Worker" ~zerohedge.com/news/2014-11-07/why-wages-refuse-rise-presenting-waiter-and-bartender-jobs-surge

HEADLINE: "Job Cuts Surge 68%, Most In 3 Years; Worst October Since 2009" ~zerohedge.com/news/2014-11-06/job-cuts-surge-68-most-3-years-worst-october-sicne-2009~

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Death Of The Working Class In 12 Charts
Thad Beversdorf | They say a picture is worth one thousand words."

HEADLINE: "Matt Taibbi and Bank Whistleblower on How JPMorgan Chase Helped Wreck the Economy, Avoid Prosecution"

On the taxation front, the people get the tax shaft. Meanwhile...

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "A “Magical Fairyland” – How Global Multi-National Corporations Avoid Taxes in Luxembourg
Michael Krieger | Pepsi, IKEA, FedEx and 340 other international companies have secured secret deals."

On the real money front, guess what? Fiat currency by definition of the Constitution is NOT money, despite this current-day common misunderstanding.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Greenspan’s Stunning Admission: “Gold Is Currency; No Fiat Currency, Including the Dollar, Can Match It”
Zero Hedge | “Comments like that will be turning you into a rock star amongst the gold bug community."

Plus, on the gold war front, HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "UBS To Settle Gold/Silver Manipulation Activities ~ This comes on the heels of a £1.5 billion pound ($2.4 billion) settlement agreement (to be announced Wednesday) that includes UBS, Barclays, Citigroup, HSBC, JP Morgan and RBS connected to charges of foreign exchange market rigging."
~investmentresearchdynamics.com/ubs-to-settle-goldsilver-manipulation-activities~

On the war front, significant changes in several of the war theaters will occur over the next two months. This will involve new players, who will not be identified by the big-media press outlets. This is, for the most part, largely because local resistance groups will fiercely fight to take back their land, their countries.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Putin Signs Secret Pact to Crush NATO: Putin is taking a leadership role in the creation of an international alliance among four of the ten most populous countries on the planet—its combined population constitutes over 40% of the world’s total..." ~caseyresearch.com/articles/putin-signs-secret-pact-to-crush-nato~

On the tyranny-at-work front, The Ferguson Flashpoint ... the dark-side controllers: diabolically orchestrating a *divide and conquer* scenario of race against race, rich against poor.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Ferguson Waits Uneasily for Grand Jury’s Decision
NY Times | Walk down West Florissant Avenue, and the scars of the summer are still there."

HEADLINE: "Ferguson Tension! 4 Military Helicopters, Armored Vehicles Move In to Prepare for Chaos"

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Exclusive – Ferguson Insider: Jury Decision Expected to Bring 'Riots Worse than the LA Riots'..." ~sonsoflibertymedia.com/2014/11/ferguson-jury-decision-expected-bring-riots-worse-la-riots~

HEADLINE: "Black Revolutionary Group Puts Bounty Out on Officer Darren Wilson’s Head #Ferguson" ~ Posted by Jim Hoft on Sunday, November 9, 2014 ~thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11/radical-ferguson-activists-put-bounty-out-on-officer-darren-wilsons-head~

On the cyber communication front, Rise of the GOO-BORG ~ buying up Greece, and Google's cloud-based platform, the forefront of the 'largest transfer of wealth in human history'.

"Confessions of a Google Insider
Date: 11-07-14
Host: Richard Syrett
Guests: Andrew Greig
Filling in for George Noory, Richard Syrett welcomed CEO of Vizzeco ~vizzeco.com/about-us/our-team~ and Google insider *Andrew Greig* during the first half of the show. The visionary technology expert revealed the inside scoop on the Internet search giant. Greig affectionately compared Google to the Borg from Star Trek since most companies find it futile to resist technology which helps save as much as 70 percent on the cost of computing and communications, and can reduce an organization's environmental footprint by 98 percent. He commented on Google's recent acquisitions of artificial intelligence, quantum computing, and robotics companies, noting it has all the makings of a sci-fi movie.
"Google has more information on the people of the planet and more influence on the people of the planet than all of the governments combined," Greig continued. He spoke about the challenges of consolidating so much information, noting that Google has been broken into by the NSA and China, and how the world might benefit if the company decentralized. Greig credited a Google executive with orchestrating the Egyptian Revolution and toppling the Mubarak regime (related video ~youtube.com/watch?v=LxJK6SxGCAw~), commented on the tech giant's race to buy up Greece, and explained how Google's cloud-based platform is at the forefront of largest transfer of wealth in human history. He also spoke about a near death experience he had in Costa Rica that he induced with coconut water, sun-dried cacao, lemon juice, and aspirin."  ~coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/11/07~

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Google Wants to Store Your Genome For $25 a year, Google will keep a copy of any genome in the cloud." ~technologyreview.com/news/532266/google-wants-to-store-your-genome~

On the home front, The Big Bad Fed Agencies Moving in For the Kill Continues ... remember the Bundy family and their courageous stand? ... here's another sad, sad example... the livestock and land grab going on against some of the Hopi people.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Requesting immediate Support for Hopi Partition Land ( HPL) residents whose livestock are being impounded by Hopi Rangers and Federal Agents.
October 31, 2014 by BMIS
Below is the letter that the community members impacted by impoundments delivered today at the Navajo Nation Council Chambers in Window Rock:
Requesting immediate Support for Hopi Partition Land ( HPL) residents whose livestock are being impounded by Hopi Rangers and Federal Agents.
The Hopi rangers and Federal agents used military tactic operation to conduct livestock impoundment." ~supportblackmesa.org/2014/10/requesting-immediate-support-for-hopi-partition-land-hpl-residents-whose-livestock-are-being-impounded-by-hopi-rangers-and-federal-agents~

On the food front, how to devastate food crops that depend on bees as pollinators -- how to monopolize the 'french fry' and 'potato chip' food industry with a product that hasn't been proven as safe, or better for you -- and how to  cause cancer.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "37 Million Bees Found Dead in Canada After Large GMO Crop Planting
Christina Sarich | "Once the corn started to get planted our bees died by the millions." ~prisonplanet.com/37-million-bees-found-dead-in-canada-after-large-gmo-crop-planting.html~

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "U.S.D.A. Approves Modified Potato. Next Up: French Fry Fans
NY Times | A potato genetically engineered to reduce the amounts of a potentially harmful ingredient in French fries and potato chips has been approved."

HEADLINE: "Breaking: Report finds cancer deaths have doubled in Argentina's GMO growing regions"  ~naturalnews.com/047585_gmos_cancer_deaths_glyphosate.html~

On the energy front, once again, a serious reminder about the mostly *unreported* dangers of nuclear plants.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: ALERT: Tennessee Boone Dam "Leaking" Sinkhole Under The Dam ... ~youtube.com/watch?v=V8i_tMT4-TI~
3 days ago ... Nuclear Alert: A major sinkhole has opened up under the Tennessee Boone Dam with 7 Nuclear reactors downstream ...

On the really bad news front, using the "law" to force a debilitating condition on children.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "West Virginia: Forcing Children to Become Autistic, by LAW ~ Jack Mullen ~ Activist Post
Dr. William Thompson, Senior Scientist with the Centers for Disease Control, publicly admitted in August 2014 that the CDC covered up data linking the MMR vaccine to Autism in 1998, since then nothing at all has been done; children are still lining up to play Russian Roulette with 'shots' of Autism.
See this article. ~ageofautism.com/2014/09/cdc-scientist-admits-cover-up-of-mmrautism-causation-demand-a-full-investigation-by-congress.html~
New evidence, shown in link just below, presents even more convincing and damning revelations the CDC, FDA, NIH, Planned Parenthood and likely other United Nations cover operations are purposefully maiming and killing our children.
The article entitled "Finally the Truth: Study Links Autism to Vaccines of “Aborted Babies” Cells", [patriotupdate.com/articles/finally-truth-study-links-autismutism-vaccines-aborted-babies-cells] a study showing "increases in Autism rates directly linked to the introduction of vaccines manufactured using human fetal cells from aborted babies. " The study, published in the September 2014 in the Journal of Public Health and Epidemiology, "was designed to analyze whether or not the environment factor of fetal cells could be connected with the rise in Autism." ~activistpost.com/2014/11/west-virginia-forcing-children-to.html~

On the good news front, a demonstration of people taking their rightful power back. The Divine is pleased.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "2 IL Veterans Force 102 Corrupt Officials to Resign, Place Entire Local Board Under Citizen’s Arrest
By: Barry Donegan Nov 7, 2014
Illinois residents John Kraft and Kirk Allen, who run an anti-corruption non-profit called the Edgar County Watchdogs, have waged a campaign against crooked public officials over the past two years, forcing resignations from 102 bureaucrats and politicians and at one point placing an entire park district board under citizen's arrest."

On the global mafia cabal front, the *too big to fail and jail* banking-cabal continues to slide downward into an abyss of its own making. While the process is slow, the sliding-crash picks up speed this week. In part, this is because those who don't want to 'kill the golden goose' are intervening, and want to bring in a new financial system that will eliminate the massive corruption.

However, the berserker psychopaths in charge are still viciously fighting each other to be king of the financial hill. Out of this, the stock markets wiggle and wobble, but don't quite fall down -- even as the market manipulators continue their smoke-and-mirrors deception with currency that doesn't exist, except as cyber-blib numbers and zeroes.

On the heroine front, all the powerful women who are AWAKENING to their true power, then taking action.

On the hero front, Arnold Abbott, a true hero for our times.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: Under Threat of Arrest, 90-Year-Old Vows to Defy Law Against Feeding Homeless
Paul Joseph Watson | World War 2 vet to engage in act of civil disobedience.
Video footage shows uniformed officers apprehending Arnold Abbott, who heads the group Love Thy Neighbor, as he and other volunteers handed out food to the homeless in Stranahan Park on Sunday.
“Drop that plate right now,” barks the cop before he leads Abbott away, where he is subsequently issued with a summons for a court date. ~prisonplanet.com/video-police-cite-threaten-arrest-of-90-year-old-volunteer-for-feeding-the-homeless.html~

On the freedom front, worldwide, the people take action against the monster-beast monopoly eating out our very substance... now, the rebellion becomes a fast and furious firestorm against unfair taxation -- against the dark-side's draconian laws and the sinisterly planned austerity, designed to make you a mere serf.

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "Clashes, water cannon as 100,000+ march in Brussels against austerity
RT - Violent clashes broke out in Belgium as more than 100,000 protesters marched in Brussels against the government’s austerity measures….The Belgian government which assumed power just a month ago has caused unrest with promises to raise the retirement age, cancel a wage rise in line with inflation and cut health and social security benefits - moves that undermine the country's welfare state."

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: "French Farmers Spray Government Buildings With Feces to Protest Regulation & Taxes
Paul Joseph Watson | Farmers revolt against enforcement of draconian EU directive."

Trendwise, explosive TRUTHS about America's real past are being unleashed on the people at this time. This trend, this *revealing* will only skyrocket, especially in the year 2015.

Blurb: "America Unearthed
During the first hour of Sunday's show, forensic geologist Scott Wolter talked about his History Channel show America Unearthed and his mission of using science and intuitive theories to explain the most mysterious artifacts and sites in America. "Only now are we beginning to realize the incredible history we've had on this continent for thousands of years," he said of artifacts which suggest that America was being visited long before Columbus or the Vikings arrived here. To that end, he expressed dismay that mainstream academia continues to dismiss powerful evidence for such an idea. During his appearance, Wolter also discussed the season three premiere of America Unearthed, which suggested that Davy Crockett survived the Alamo via help from the Freemasons." ~coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/11/09~

Also, this is ending: 'the people perish for lack of knowledge' ... one example:

HEADLINE-SNIPPET: Obamacare Architect: “Lack of Transparency” Was Key to Fooling ‘Stupid Americans’
Paul Joseph Watson | Johnathan Gruber admits deception on Affordable Health Care Act vital to getting bill passed.

THIS WEEK, enjoy the golden sun beams of Autumn before the time of Winter. Listen to, and watch the wild critters if you are able. And look for the GOOD surrounding you. 


Angelic blessings from Volcano & Sedona
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MORE...Volcano’s Angelic Forecast for this week ~ sirenbookstrand.blogspot.com ~
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Savanna

Savanna Kougar ~ Run on the Wild Side of Romance ~

Friday, November 7, 2014

My Sexy Saturday ~ Her Midnight Stardust Cowboys ~ arousal blazed

savannakougar.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html

Sexy Saturday kisses, everyone.

Note: This week Zance inspires Sherilyn's fiercest passions. 

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The first seven X-paragraphs from ~

Chapter Thirty-five:
Arousal blazed through Sherilyn...

Arousal blazed through Sherilyn as Zance primitively tugged on her hair. The primal passion carving his features mesmerized her, and caused her pussy to throb with a new vengeance.

Zance seared his gaze over her face for several moments. When he focused on her breasts, Sherilyn felt deliciously exposed, as if she'd become his sex captive.

He continued to pull on her hair, forcing her back until her head touched the pillow. With her begging nipples thrust beneath his mouth, images of what Zance was about to do crowded Sherilyn's mind. She panted ridiculously fast.

"That's it," he hoarsely drawled. "Shiver those perfect breasts for me."

Sherilyn couldn't have stopped herself, even if she'd wanted to. How long had she wanted a man who made her feel this way, this out-of-control, burn-her-up passion?

Forever, her mind answered. Forever.

Excitement owned every cell of Sherilyn as she watched Zance slowly lower his mouth. His lips touched her peaked nipple. Languidly, he brushed back and forth, and waves of pleasure swamped her.


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Have a sexy magical week ~

Savanna

Savanna Kougar ~ Run on the Wild Side of Romance

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Ick!


It wasn’t my fault, not entirely. I have no sense of smell. I also had mice. I kept finding the little poopy evidence under the stink, not to mention those big craters chewed out of my bananas in the morning. Why I didn’t put out traps, I don’t know. Never got around to it. Mostly, I think it’s that awful anticipation when you know you’ve set a mousetrap. You keep waiting for that fatal SNAP. So I moved the bananas out of reach and secured my trash and cleaned up under the sink and hoped the lack of food would drive Mickey to go elsewhere.

Which he did, after a fashion. I was only cleaning the space directly under the sink. I wasn’t looking in the opposite corner, where I don’t have anything stored. The other day I finally checked back there and found my roommate, dead. I guess my plan worked and he starved or something. He’d been under there long enough to dessicate. I didn’t know. I couldn’t smell him. I picked him up with a paper towel and put him in a plastic bag and put the plastic bag outside to wait for trash day. I also found where he and his buddies had been getting in and plugged it up. No signs of poopies since, so maybe the problem’s solved.

So where was Stray Kitty during all of this? Outside. The mouse was inside. I can’t coax Kitty into the house, so he was no help in this case. Anyway, he knows I’ll present him with a plate of food if he shows up at my door, so why should he bother hunting? The other day a squirrel cursed him out and he just lay there and blinked at it. It’s the stray cat version of government assistance. Work that system, Kitty!

As for me, I should have somebody with a working nose come in and sniff around my house, just in case. I’ve had skunks living under the house and wouldn’t have known if I hadn’t seen them. Can anybody recommend a good air freshener?

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The above story illustrates what happens when you’re on your own. After awhile you get blasé about stuff like skunks and mummified mice and spiders or any kind of bug. Maybe not silverfish and centipedes so much. Those things are just shudder-inducing. But shriek-inducing? Not any more. My days of shrieking over bugs ended a long time ago, if I ever even had those days. I don’t like spiders or the creepier bugs and I sure as hell don’t want them on me. But I just brush them off and maybe swear a bit. High-pitched screaming? Nah.

I don’t know if it’s inborn or what. People just don’t like anything has more than four legs. I think that’s why men were invented, so women wouldn’t have to get close enough to a bug to kill it. What do you do if a man’s not around? That’s why the broom was invented. I’ve got one specifically for cobwebs and crawly things on the ceiling. It’s not like I do housework or anything.

Anyway, men aren’t always such a help. When the family dog would get sick and yark on the rug, my dad would leave the room. All of a sudden she was my dog. Then, while I was cleaning it up, he’d make retching noises and laugh. Thanks, Dad, major male role model during my formative years. Is it any wonder I’m single?

And I’ll tell ya, I absolutely hate it when I’m sitting on the hopper and spot a spider climbing up the wall or a silverfish on the curtain. Being otherwise occupied, there’s nothing I can do about it. I have to sit there and glower at them and mutter, “Just stay there, goddammit,” until I’m done. Then it’s whip out the toilet paper and flush the buggers to Hell. At least there’s a measure of satisfaction.

That’s the way you deal with bugs. Kleenex is one of the best inventions ever. If the bugs are over a certain size, better get out the shoe. Then mop up with the Kleenex. Then compulsively wash your hands for at least a minute. Or maybe that’s just me.

For dead mice I recommend a paper towel or rubber gloves. Back in my other house, I used to find dead bats in the attic. I used a dustpan for those. I’ve never had to dispose of a dead rat. I suspect I’d use the dustpan or gloves for that, depending on its state of juicyness. Anything larger than that, call a neighbor or wildlife control. No reason you have to do everything.

If all else fails, get a man. Or a cat. Both will sit on the couch and stare at you screaming at that spider on the wall or that mouse on the counter, and neither will get up to help. They’ll just ask for another beer or another plate of cat food. If Stray Kitty ever demands a beer, I’m going to chuck a mouse at him.